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New Sprite Comedy (Holy Sprites) Is Up

Posted by Sunrie - July 22nd, 2009


Holy Sprites

Well, there it is...my first attempt at a random mash-up outside of a Phoenix Wrong type of thing. Honestly, I have no idea how long it is. It's also my first project using VCam in all of the scenes and each scene being a separate movie clip with AS telling it to continue to the next scene after playing.

Yes, I made sure that the jokes were original or at least as original as possible. You will not be seeing Mario slam into a "?" Block and hurting himself.

Included in the 21 scenes are four skits which did not go into the ALL Sprites Collab and many others thought of afterward.

I'm hoping that everyone greatly enjoys this. Please remember to vote and review. I do my best to respond to all reviews!

Holy Sprites


Comments

i liked it it was better than most sprite movies

Thank you very much. I wanted to keep it original with the jokes and still provide some laughs. I'm sure some of them will be hit or miss with people, but I enjoyed making it.

I'm sorry, but that was just awful.

Looking at your past animations, you really have no room for comment. If you had no animations, then at least I could accept your critiques as a normal audience member.

No, your reviews, you fucking retarded monkey fuck, are like Uwe Boll telling Michael Bay or Steven Spielberg they suck.

Everyone on NG knows you're a moronic troll. You have the talent of a first grader who is just learning to use crayons. In your infinite moronicy, you even try to flame people who make top earning submissions by finding idiotic reasons why they got an award. You managed to get one submission with an award, and you weren't even the main person...you were part of a much larger, much more talented group of people.

Tell you what. You need to get pissed, cut your wrists and and go jump off a bridge. Salute, douche bag.

ahahah well its about time that came out. Its time to start working on GR 4 concepts.

Yeah, gotta get that completely finished up. I've been writing here and there on it, but nothing, OBVIOUSLY, is finalized until you, me, and Mike agree with everything.

RE:

To assume that I do not like sprites at all is understandable, but entirely incorrect. I myself am an experienced custom spriter with many years behind me. Here's a link to a small portfolio of custom sprites I've made if you have doubts.
<a href="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/Ekoi/SpritePortfolio.png">http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146 /Ekoi/SpritePortfolio.png</a>

As for your sprite-flash itself, the humor is on the level of YouTubePoops, which is actually a bad thing. While I did indeed say that I laughed at one scene, that's still less than 5% of the flash that I was amused by.

Now, I'm not saying that you need to use the most sophisticated humor in the world, but TYP's style of taking movie and music clips for semi-slapstick and random humor can only take you so far when using sprites.

I honestly don't care if you make your own sprites. Making your own sprites doesn't mean you like sprite animations. I used to work for Edelbrock Corp making their box design layouts, but that doesn't mean I liked any of them. I made what they wanted me to make, not what would actually better sell the product.

There was only ONE scene in which could possibly be considered a pooping video. ONLY ONE. You need to learn to pay attention.

My reply to your review was actually pretty damn polite. I could have been rude, but I'm generally not an asshole like that to people unless they really deserve it. Just as I'm being polite to you now...it also helps that you're being intelligent.

It's not semi-slapstick. Semi-slapstick would be Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job. There's nothing slapstick about this. Three Stooges is slapstick. This is randomized events for the sake of humor without physical whackiness.

Also, you have too much time on your hands.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.....Listen close...... I'm a skat man!!!!

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Everybody stutters one way or the other,
so check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact, now don't let nothin' hold ya back,
If the Skatman can do it, so can you!